good for you, good for them. seriously though, most animals like getting stoned too

Its just like humans. If you force a human to do a drug do you think they will enjoy it? Most likely not, but for dogs I guess it depends on his or her personality. My dogs are kinda dumb and I got the most retarded one high (she was just more retarded). I would say if your dog is chill as fuck do it at least once to see how they react. If they like it smoke them out another time (don't abuse this though), but if they seem to be paranoid not like it don't do it again.

i dont want to have my dog ingest a drug when he cant understand it and i cant explain it to him

just blow the smoke on him to the side when he's chilling with you some time.
if he hates it, he'll try to leave the room when you light up (my friend's dog does this)
my dog loved getting high. i'd say 'wanna get high?' and his eyes would light up and he'd do the omfg dance, much like when i said 'wanna play? go outside?' etc etc.
i remember one time we got him blazed and he ran a circuit through the house for a while, then scarfed down all the water and food in his bowls, and my dad wondered why he was acting that way.
me and my friend lol'd.

bump

3/3

This is Leo.

This is Kitty.

This is Dory.

This is Leo. He wants to party.

i've worked in a pet store for 3 years and ferrets are awesome. all of them smell, and if it bothers you in the slightest i would advise not getting one in the first place. most ferrets you find at pet stores are descented, meaning they cannot spray. they still have a very potent smell to them. it doesn't bother me, but i know it does bother some people. if you're going to get a ferret, you're going to get a ferret. everything included.

i would recommend looking for a ferret rescue before buying one from a pet store. i may work in one, but i always secretly tell people to adopt. i'd probably get fired. ahahhahaha.

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Get 2 and enter a Ferret Legging tournament.

i love ferrets

ferret parent here.

I LOVE my two fuzzles. Be warned, all ferrets are musky even when de-scented but I use a febreeze pet deoderizer and it takes care of any stink they can come up with! I also use Bi-odor in their water to keep their scent to a minimum. They do tend to poop in corners of a room, but with proper litter training they will stop. Don't be freaked if they start jumping around all crazy and chasing you, they just want to play!

The one thing that may dissuade you is the pricetag of one, plus all their needs. But save up, get yoself a ferret!!

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>11267
i think he meant the mercy killing part.

i dont think animals dont understand suffering in the same way humans do. An animal wont "miss" its life; its better to put down a suffering animal (that has no hope) than try to keep it alive.

College students are so often the stupidest fucking pet owners.

this reminds me of what happened to my hamster. he forgot a bunch of seeds were in his mouth or something retarded and his pouch got infected. i had to go in with my fingers and pull a lump of food out the size of my thumbnail (and for a dwarf hamster this is huge). it smelled terrible. i'm pretty sure he got an infection from the sprouting seeds growing in his mouth, and that infection gave him a fever that boiled his brain. now he's fucking crazy, he's not nice anymore, and he growls at me. he certainly has lived up to his name (tchort - russian for devil).

dude my mouse had the same thing happen to him.

>>11464
and i meant to say, smoke him out. it made my mouse stop shaking and he could walk better. poor gerbil probably wont last long though

My ball python Jonny T. on my glasses.
She's too big to do that anymore, though.

i like you a lot for naming your snake dad.
...
why did you name it dad?

No idea, it started off as a joke though. lol

good luck getting an exotic animal license with that grammar.

>>11444

good luck getting a girlfriend with that attitude

Why would you want a pet which is not domesticated, is native to an equatorial climate, eats ants (which you will have to provide, necessitating millions of ants passing through your house in a given month), and about which no veterinarian knows anything?

FUCKING ANTEATER IS WHY!

anteater ftw

>>11438
Nah, Goomba respects the place she sleeps.

>>11437
dogs in human clothes always look cool :D

>>11434
FUCK YEAH, BEARDED DRAGONS.
I used to have mine roam my room and eat my bugs when I was at school, and 9 times out of 10 she'd be on my pillow being like "sup?" then I was like "BACK TO THE AQUARIUM!".

The weirdest thing though was my james bond interegations with her crickets I fed her.
SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY? HOW DO YOU LIKE LIZARDS, MR BOND? MUAHAHA.

>>11414

I used to sing to my old roomies cats when I got home super drunk. They love the attention.

i talk babytalk to my 10 year old lab like she's still a puppy. :3

and i'm 20.

get a soundwave frequency, potentiometer, ocilator...

i can't think exactly...

I mean somthing where you can change the frequency of the sound you're making

adjust it so that it's above the frequency that you can hear, keep going a bit so that you don't piss off the younger humans around (high frequency hearing decreases with age)

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8 in the morning? thats the not that early.

Burn the house down, collect ashes, piss on them.

consider yourself lucky. my neighbors got a parachute thats always calling me a faggot and telling me to boil water

good plan, idiot. goddamnit you're stupid. probably 12.

>>10948

My mom's friend has one of those. Chillest dog I've ever seen. Even after she got hit by a car and lost a leg, she just kept going. Doesn't even seem to notice it's missing.

I like smaller terriers personally

pic related, its my 3

>>11307
Picture, picture, picture .

PUGS! they're so ugly they're cute. they're hilarious to watch and they make funny noises.
< my pug

>>11409
Pugs are my favourite too!
I don't have one but... someday.

oh i love all the puppies out there! i especially like shiba inu, i have a mix. and just any mutts.my big mutt ringo is my couch buddy and he's so chill all the time. best dog ever. (i know, biased opinion! lol)

Also, I torture myself by going to local pet adoptions, and playing with the doggies i cannot have. i do give em my newspapers and all my spare change every week tho.