Quit posting youtube links goddamn. All relationship shit belongs in /bb.Use your heads. If you're talking about music/video games/movies/porn etc, remember we have boards for that and we will begin enforcing the rules.
Quit posting youtube links goddamn.
All relationship shit belongs in /bb.
Use your heads. If you're talking about music/video games/movies/porn etc, remember we have boards for that and we will begin enforcing the rules.
I don't know if this should go in /kinky/, but here it goes.My flat has paper thin walls.Mildly loud noises can be heard with perfect clarity... I think you can see where this is going.When my neighbor has sex, I can hear everything, his girlfriend is very vocal.Now my girlfriend and I don't really cause such a ruckus, and as far as I know, my neighbor is can't tell when we're fucking, and is oblivious to the fact that we can hear them.Now, down to business. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I don't know if this should go in /kinky/, but here it goes.
My flat has paper thin walls.Mildly loud noises can be heard with perfect clarity... I think you can see where this is going.When my neighbor has sex, I can hear everything, his girlfriend is very vocal.Now my girlfriend and I don't really cause such a ruckus, and as far as I know, my neighbor is can't tell when we're fucking, and is oblivious to the fact that we can hear them.Now, down to business.
While you and your neighbor are both banging, just be like "HEY (neighbors name) YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME LIKE ME? OH SHIT BRO HIGH FIVE!"Then slap the wall.that or just fuck her against the wall
While you and your neighbor are both banging, just be like "HEY (neighbors name) YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME LIKE ME? OH SHIT BRO HIGH FIVE!"
Then slap the wall.
that or just fuck her against the wall
>>774445Suggest switching up
i dont know why, but just these two panels removed seemed funnier to me
>>774192Yeah it's not like he worked for the NASA.>>773894Start making loud sex a short while after they do, and while at it start shouting random nonsense, quoting movie lines, etc all mixed up in the sex sounds. Monty pythons' skits and the like. Or math and physics complex formulas and theorems.
>>774192Yeah it's not like he worked for the NASA.
>>773894Start making loud sex a short while after they do, and while at it start shouting random nonsense, quoting movie lines, etc all mixed up in the sex sounds. Monty pythons' skits and the like. Or math and physics complex formulas and theorems.
>>774543Or how about when they finish, I'll yell out, "And there was much rejoicing! yaaaaay..."I think that's too specific to have any effect other than, what?
>>774543Or how about when they finish, I'll yell out, "And there was much rejoicing! yaaaaay..."
I think that's too specific to have any effect other than, what?
yo guys. i just thought of something while cleaning my healing ear gauge holes, with slow intensity i might add. jesus christ i can barely type this is weird. anyways. im high. but this seems like it is a valid point in many different ways.when someone sends you a link.they send it to you to make you go into another universe. a whole difyou know what im starting to realize that this is really dumb im sorry but i will post this anyways. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
yo guys. i just thought of something while cleaning my healing ear gauge holes, with slow intensity i might add. jesus christ i can barely type this is weird. anyways. im high. but this seems like it is a valid point in many different ways.
when someone sends you a link.
they send it to you to make you go into another universe. a whole dif
you know what im starting to realize that this is really dumb im sorry but i will post this anyways.
hooba jooba what now?
Hey dont mind my asking, but wtf does DICKS EVERYWHERE mean??
>>774550lol different articles for Dicks Everywhere and Dicks everywhere
DicksPlural form of Dick: Noun (countable and uncountable)Ultimately from Dick, pet form of the name Richard. The name Dick came to be used for 'everyman', and from that the word acquired other meanings.(British, US, vulgar, slang) The penis.(British, US, offensive, vulgar, slang) A highly contemptible person.(US, Canadian, uncountable, slang) absolutely nothing. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
DicksPlural form of Dick: Noun (countable and uncountable)Ultimately from Dick, pet form of the name Richard. The name Dick came to be used for 'everyman', and from that the word acquired other meanings.
Comment>>774537 EVERYWHWERE!
>>774558not no mo'!
DICKS EVERYWHERE
I'm going to be making a movie-style Green Ranger costume this year. I need all the help I can get. If anyone has info on vaccum-forming plastic, costume and prop making, painting, ideas, or even just some good reference photos, I will gladly use them. Pic related- I saw these helmets on ebay, wondering if it's worth the hefty price tag. I honestly would prefer the satisfaction of doing the helmet myself...
I'm going to be making a movie-style Green Ranger costume this year. I need all the help I can get. If anyone has info on vaccum-forming plastic, costume and prop making, painting, ideas, or even just some good reference photos, I will gladly use them.
Pic related- I saw these helmets on ebay, wondering if it's worth the hefty price tag. I honestly would prefer the satisfaction of doing the helmet myself...
Any more costuming tips mah bruddas? That's right, I said costuming NOT cosplay. There is difference as far as I'm concerned, learn it.
>>773647The only difference between costuming and cosplay in my mind is the day of the year you do it.
In related news- Mariska Hargitay filling in for Dulcea.
>>773647what is the difference?i'm not mocking you, i really don't know shit about either scene.
WOAH! Power Rangers AND Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the same episode!?!?!?
Morning in Des Moines, Iowa.
I used to live near Des Moines, Washington. People from out of state would pronounce it like "Dez Moynz," and I'd, tell them "No, it's pronounced just like the one in Iowa" and sometimes I'd receive a blank stare as a thanks for correcting them.
I'm from Des Moines. It's an alright place.
OP,you live anywhere near that crazy Gosch bitch?
>>774247Except in the UK we generally say French names the way they are meant to be said. Dez Moynz, sounds retarded.
>>774423It's not like the city was founded by French speakers or something. The name obviously has French roots, but the exact origin seems to be unclear.At any rate, the city of Des Moines, IA is an American city filled with English speakers, and they've been calling it "Deh Moin" since the 1800's. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>774423
It's not like the city was founded by French speakers or something. The name obviously has French roots, but the exact origin seems to be unclear.
At any rate, the city of Des Moines, IA is an American city filled with English speakers, and they've been calling it "Deh Moin" since the 1800's.
sup /b/ so this girl offered to blow me tonight, I think she might be a bit on the slow side, so is it rape if you sex with a mentally disabled person? She is not full retard, but just sloooow. She is on the right btw.
we are talking about the dog right.
MONGOLOID SHE WAS A MONGOLOID ONE CHROMOSOME TOO MANYMONGOLOID SHE WAS A MONGOLOIDAND IT DETERMINED WHAT SHE COULD SEE
>>774302It's "pussy," and my god that song is lol
>>774363>He's Irish just like me!! Ugh... I'd pass.
>>774363
>He's Irish just like me!!
Ugh... I'd pass.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40400730@N07/4004880337/in/photostream/
So this kid went to my high school and I remember everyone always treated him like a bitch. He was shark boy in the adventures of shark boy and lava girl and everyone used to make fun of him for it.Of course now he's probably got his dick all the way shoved inside of Kristen Stewart and Taylor Swift's pussies, and he's most likely bathing in cash.Anyone else go to school or know famous people when they were younger?
So this kid went to my high school and I remember everyone always treated him like a bitch. He was shark boy in the adventures of shark boy and lava girl and everyone used to make fun of him for it.
Of course now he's probably got his dick all the way shoved inside of Kristen Stewart and Taylor Swift's pussies, and he's most likely bathing in cash.
Anyone else go to school or know famous people when they were younger?
Im talking to my dad now about wych, and he said that people used to make fun of him because for anything you could use a nickname, he would always use "Kaos", for literally fucking everything. My dad said he even was trying to convince his mum to let him legally change his name to Kaos.through the power of wikipedia, He apparantly directed ecks vs sever under the pseudonym Kaos.If anyones even mildly interested, I' can wake my dad and ask him more shit about one of the worst directors ever.
Im talking to my dad now about wych, and he said that people used to make fun of him because for anything you could use a nickname, he would always use "Kaos", for literally fucking everything. My dad said he even was trying to convince his mum to let him legally change his name to Kaos.
through the power of wikipedia, He apparantly directed ecks vs sever under the pseudonym Kaos.
If anyones even mildly interested, I' can wake my dad and ask him more shit about one of the worst directors ever.
My mom went to high school with Ellen Degeneres.I know no such stories in my case, however.
My dad smoked a joint with The Monkees and Jammed with them during the smoking session during the 60's.
Bill Murray once raped me in a dark alley.It's okay if you don't believe me.He told me you wouldn't.
Dad just told me a good story. One time my dad and wych and about 3 other people were drinking in my dads car, He said they had all just turned 18, so it must have been before they all went there seperate ways for university/college. anyway, most of the asian exchange students are fucking loaded, and wych was no exception. according to my dad wych's father was high up in the government or something, anyway, wych really wanted to fuck a white girl (this is all in New Zealand) before he left, but being a skinny dorky asian guy, his chances were slim. However, one of my dads other friends james knew a slutty chick that was known for fucking guys with money. Over the holidays, wych met her at a end-of-year party and ended up getting multiple blowjobs and fucking her a few times.
Dad just told me a good story. One time my dad and wych and about 3 other people were drinking in my dads car, He said they had all just turned 18, so it must have been before they all went there seperate ways for university/college.
anyway, most of the asian exchange students are fucking loaded, and wych was no exception. according to my dad wych's father was high up in the government or something,
anyway, wych really wanted to fuck a white girl (this is all in New Zealand) before he left, but being a skinny dorky asian guy, his chances were slim. However, one of my dads other friends james knew a slutty chick that was known for fucking guys with money. Over the holidays, wych met her at a end-of-year party and ended up getting multiple blowjobs and fucking her a few times.
Dude there are more pictures of ugly white people on the internet then of ugly black people. Are there less ugly black people or less black people at all with cameras?
>>774464like your girlfriend and every sex position imaginable?
>>774468
Divine approves of this thread
>>772801It's because all the black dudes are too busy stealing the cameras from each other and selling them to white folks.
>>772801
It's because all the black dudes are too busy stealing the cameras from each other and selling them to white folks.
Ugly people are funny.
EUKANUBA /high/Lets talk about weird words.
EUKANUBA /high/
Lets talk about weird words.
>>774472Hey thats not funny my brother died that way
>>774472
Hey thats not funny my brother died that way
lol eukanubai think "spoon" is a fucked word
lol eukanuba
i think "spoon" is a fucked word
AnemoneSounds like retaded gibberish.
Anemone
Sounds like retaded gibberish.
Dead baby rapist
any word is weird if you repeat it endlessly in your head
I'm fucking stoned guys. And cannabis is the sacred herb. So many young kids these days just get stoned because it's illegal or makes them sociable, and they don't realise the true power of the herb, and the state of one-ness with the universe that it brings.
>>774510I would too, but this is the internet, inhibitions can be lowered with relatively no consequences.Besides, I'm curious.
I agree. And is that one of Jordu Schell's creature creations your pic OP?
You're stucking foned you say? How funny!
OH MAN! Thank you guys for showing me the joy of ceefax! I went and helped a buddy do some landscaping shit and when i came back, this thread was headed in that direction! Fuck year! America here by the way. I must see if my cable bbc connect does this shit st night! MUCH LOVE GUYS!
Also, youtube has much awesome ceefax muzack! YESSSS!
Fuck yeah /b/, just got a job working at Universal Studios earlier today. I get free passes now to all the Universal Parks anytime I want. Awesome day.
accidental sage was accidental
anything but chicken flavor is blashemy!
Beef with a cube of chicken bouillon. No other method is valid.
I man could spend his whole life looking for the perfect ramen flavor, and it would not be a wasted life.
Picante Beef, motherfuckers!