While you and your neighbor are both banging, just be like "HEY (neighbors name) YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME LIKE ME? OH SHIT BRO HIGH FIVE!"

Then slap the wall.

that or just fuck her against the wall

>>774445
Suggest switching up

i dont know why, but just these two panels removed seemed funnier to me

>>774192
Yeah it's not like he worked for the NASA.

>>773894
Start making loud sex a short while after they do, and while at it start shouting random nonsense, quoting movie lines, etc all mixed up in the sex sounds. Monty pythons' skits and the like. Or math and physics complex formulas and theorems.

>>774543
Or how about when they finish, I'll yell out, "And there was much rejoicing! yaaaaay..."

I think that's too specific to have any effect other than, what?

hooba jooba what now?

>>774550
lol different articles for Dicks Everywhere and Dicks everywhere

Dicks
Plural form of Dick: Noun (countable and uncountable)
Ultimately from Dick, pet form of the name Richard. The name Dick came to be used for 'everyman', and from that the word acquired other meanings.

1. (British, US, vulgar, slang) The penis.
2. (British, US, offensive, vulgar, slang) A highly contemptible person.
3. (US, Canadian, uncountable, slang) absolutely nothing.

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Comment>>774537 EVERYWHWERE!

>>774558
not no mo'!

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Any more costuming tips mah bruddas? That's right, I said costuming NOT cosplay. There is difference as far as I'm concerned, learn it.

>>773647
The only difference between costuming and cosplay in my mind is the day of the year you do it.

In related news- Mariska Hargitay filling in for Dulcea.

>>773647
what is the difference?
i'm not mocking you, i really don't know shit about either scene.

WOAH! Power Rangers AND Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the same episode!?!?!?

I used to live near Des Moines, Washington.
People from out of state would pronounce it like "Dez Moynz," and I'd, tell them "No, it's pronounced just like the one in Iowa" and sometimes I'd receive a blank stare as a thanks for correcting them.

I'm from Des Moines. It's an alright place.

OP,you live anywhere near that crazy Gosch bitch?

>>774247
Except in the UK we generally say French names the way they are meant to be said. Dez Moynz, sounds retarded.

>>774423

It's not like the city was founded by French speakers or something. The name obviously has French roots, but the exact origin seems to be unclear.

At any rate, the city of Des Moines, IA is an American city filled with English speakers, and they've been calling it "Deh Moin" since the 1800's.

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we are talking about the dog right.

MONGOLOID SHE WAS A MONGOLOID
ONE CHROMOSOME TOO MANY
MONGOLOID SHE WAS A MONGOLOID
AND IT DETERMINED WHAT SHE COULD SEE

>>774302
It's "pussy," and my god that song is lol

>>774363

>He's Irish just like me!!

Ugh... I'd pass.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/40400730@N07/4004880337/in/photostream/

Im talking to my dad now about wych, and he said that people used to make fun of him because for anything you could use a nickname, he would always use "Kaos", for literally fucking everything. My dad said he even was trying to convince his mum to let him legally change his name to Kaos.

through the power of wikipedia, He apparantly directed ecks vs sever under the pseudonym Kaos.

If anyones even mildly interested, I' can wake my dad and ask him more shit about one of the worst directors ever.

My mom went to high school with Ellen Degeneres.
I know no such stories in my case, however.

My dad smoked a joint with The Monkees and Jammed with them during the smoking session during the 60's.

Bill Murray once raped me in a dark alley.
It's okay if you don't believe me.
He told me you wouldn't.

Dad just told me a good story. One time my dad and wych and about 3 other people were drinking in my dads car, He said they had all just turned 18, so it must have been before they all went there seperate ways for university/college.

anyway, most of the asian exchange students are fucking loaded, and wych was no exception. according to my dad wych's father was high up in the government or something,

anyway, wych really wanted to fuck a white girl (this is all in New Zealand) before he left, but being a skinny dorky asian guy, his chances were slim. However, one of my dads other friends james knew a slutty chick that was known for fucking guys with money. Over the holidays, wych met her at a end-of-year party and ended up getting multiple blowjobs and fucking her a few times.

>>774464
like your girlfriend and every sex position imaginable?

>>774468

Divine approves of this thread

>>772801

It's because all the black dudes are too busy stealing the cameras from each other and selling them to white folks.

Ugly people are funny.

>>774472

Hey thats not funny my brother died that way

lol eukanuba

i think "spoon" is a fucked word

Anemone

Sounds like retaded gibberish.

Dead baby rapist

any word is weird if you repeat it endlessly in your head

>>774510
I would too, but this is the internet, inhibitions can be lowered with relatively no consequences.
Besides, I'm curious.

I agree. And is that one of Jordu Schell's creature creations your pic OP?

You're stucking foned you say?
How funny!

OH MAN! Thank you guys for showing me the joy of ceefax! I went and helped a buddy do some landscaping shit and when i came back, this thread was headed in that direction! Fuck year! America here by the way. I must see if my cable bbc connect does this shit st night! MUCH LOVE GUYS!

Also, youtube has much awesome ceefax muzack! YESSSS!

accidental sage was accidental

anything but chicken flavor is blashemy!

Beef with a cube of chicken bouillon. No other method is valid.

I man could spend his whole life looking for the perfect ramen flavor, and it would not be a wasted life.

Picante Beef, motherfuckers!