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THAT INCLUDES:

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• PORN
• VIDEO GAMES
• FOOD

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>>1011954

Not really. Is it cheaper if you plant your tobacco?

>>1011946 is right , legalization is a complicated issue.

>>1011893

That graph is bullshit,completely meaningless and I really wish people would stop posting it.

>>1011954
In the same way that the cheapest way to eat corn would be to grow it yourself.

Of course you could do it, but why do it when you can buy a pack of 20 marijuana cigarettes for $5 at 7-11?

>>1011959

Because having a big outdoor garden full of weed is my lifelong dream. There's pleasure in growing it yourself. It's not all about the money or convenience.

>>1011965
Well good for you, but in reality, where smart people live, nobody wants to grow their own shit.

You know, the other hundred million people who aren't hippies or retards.

>>1011942

Well I think she should be burned alive in a cage, by giant, drunken rabbits. An eye for an eye, dude.

>>1011952
This.

People shouldn't hurt animals unless they finish the job and eat them.

My friend and I kill rabbits with paintball guns all the time, big fucking deal.

I don't understand why people even get rabbits. They can't even take care of them half the time.

Cooking Mama.

Nintendogs.

Duke Nukem 3D

SHAKE IT BABY
SHAKE IT BABY
SHAKE IT BABY
SHAKE IT BABY
SHAKE IT BABY
SHAKE IT BABY
SHAKE IT BABY
SHAKE IT BABY
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

sexy beach 3

the current leader in fapgame technology

RapeLay

>>1011519
Oh Reuben, bongs work because you create lower pressure when you suck in. I don't this that you can do that with that program.

I downloaded a japanese version of that program, it had way better visuals but ran really slow when you did a lot of things at once.

>>1011875

>I don't this that you can do that with that program.
>I don't this that you can do that with that program.
>I don't this that you can do that with that program.

This is fucking awesome!

Op you are god

>>1011905
That's because japan is bullshit

Pop-Culture Rape Remix

I'm lovin it

I just want more of the OP... its so wrawng!

"Threadus Awesomnius!"

PEEWWWZZZTTTT!

Spell Ineffective, Thread has surpassed Awesome threshold for enhancement spells to take effect.

Apparently this is "A House Elf's Needs"

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1634396/1/A_House_Elfs_Needs

>"Hagrid sir, Winky is so lonely…"

Oh god... I WANT MOAR

^That has to be 2 people messing with me. But I'm baked and confused.

..... Dazed and Confused, actually.

Pic related, in the background

This user has been TO THE MOOOOOOON

>>1011950

squirrel fist fight fuck yeah

This user has been ignored.

AMIDOINITRITE!?

>>1011950
SO BADASS

There was a huge war in the Congo just a few years back that killed 2 - 3 million people through battles, civilian massacres, famine and disease. It was the worst conflict in the world since WWII. Hardly anybody outside of Central Africa is aware that it even happened.

>>1010107
Yep, there's pirates in Somalia, not to mention all the shit in the Middle East, etc.etc. And the modern world is safe an sane compared to most of the 20th century. And don't forget all the fucked up shit that would happen back before literacy, press etc, that almost nobody ever knew about at the time.

>>1010112
As an engineer, I have to point out the obvious, aside from a) IT'S SEMEN! and b) it's cannibalism. From a calories standpoint, there's no net gain. You can eat your own cum till the cows come home, there's no net caloric gain. So unless you're impulse snacking, there's no point. Unless you just like eating your semen.

>>1010113

>The United States' bullshit meddling in the middle east (mainly Afghanistan and Pakistan) is the most likely catalyst for the next major war.

Ummmm, the United States' bullshit meddling in the middle east IS the "next" major war (duh).

>Shortages of natural resources... some disease will eventually come around and kill a large portion of the world's population

Won't these two cancel each other out?

>the super volcano under yellowstone

Well, NOW we're truly fucked!

>>1011949

Actually there would be a negative caloric gain because your body would spend energy digesting the semen, breaking it down and making more semen. So if you want to lose weight, just eat your cum several times a day.

>>1011919

>>But it is a bit pathetic, in my opinion.

Just because you're fuckin knee deep in vag doesnt mean you should look down on people who arnt as lucky as you are,there is nothing "pathetic" about it.

>>1011929

No, being unable to get a girl into bed with you is pathetic. I will freely look down on those who can't manage to get a girl to have sex with you one time without paying.

>>1011931

I guess this is sort of what I was aiming for with my posts as well, although in a more optimistic humanist tone "i.e. everyone is able to get laid so it is pathetic to just give up" instead of "if you can't get laid you're pathetic"

>>1011931

What if someone is hideously ugly?
We all know that 99.999999% of women are shallow as shit and the rest of them can be ridiculously hard to find,so much so that you could spend your whole life waiting for one to come along.
It's not their fault that they look like that,how can you call someone pathetic for looking a certain way?

>>1011944

Make up for it by being rich, awesome, powerful, around drunk chicks or all of those. Being an ugly guy is bad, but not as bad as being an ugly girl. Girls can let looks slide if you are otherwise attractive.

or you could just put water in the tube. like so

My friend has that stuff too, tastes bad, weird high

>>1011820
I'm gonna try it tomorrow with my bro. I'll report back.

If it doesn't look like your pic then you got robbed.

Sounds like you got sold some K2 shit.

LOL!

vaped weeed

>>1011593

Simmer down, now, that was the point. That joke is so hack that everyone has heard it before, the ending is changed so that it surprises you.

Learn to anti-humor

How do you kill a blue elephant ?
Blue rifle

Why does the hunter close one eye to aim ?
If he closes them both he can't see

Why does that guy puts a cucumber under his pillow ?
Because putting a tomato would result in it squishing

So this really sexy beautiful horny nymphoo is at Heaven's doors, an angel greets her and says that if she can walk the clouds without thinking sexual things she can stay, else, she would fall.

After she starts walking, the angel falls.

So these too guys and high as fuck, both on the separate sides of the road.
One guys asks : "Hey man, how do you go to the other side ?"
The other responds : "You are on the other side"

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heres one I copied from here awhile ago:

When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he called the husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead!

"How did that happen?" asked the doctor.

"I think she choked to death," said the husband.

Not original content, it may also be worded wrong

anyway, a little old jewish man is walking down the street when he spots a woman with the most perfect breasts he's ever seen, he can't help himself and asks her if he can bite her breasts for 100 dollars, to which she responds, "what?, no, get away from me" and storms off, determined, the old man runs around the block and catches her at the next corner, he asks her "would you let me bite your breasts for 1000 dollars?" she replys "look pal, i don't know what kind of woman you think i am but there is no way i'm gonna let you do that" and storms off again, refusing to take no for an answer he runs around the next block and catches her again, he asks, "would you let me bite your breasts for 10,000 dollars?" the woman is quiet for a minute before saying "I wouldn't normally do this, but i could really use 10,000 dollars,okay, but let's go somewhere more private". they go into an alley and the woman unbuttons her blouse exposing her perfectly shaped breasts, the little old man starts caressing them, licking them, kissing them, squeezing them..after a while the woman appears agitated and says "well, are you going to bite them?" to which the little old man replys, "nah, costs too much".

>>1011593
yeah that was an oath to epic failliure..