dear faggots...i got pissed off and started punchin my own face...pic unrelated
I'm 17 (18 on October 29th) and have just started my senior year in high school. Since middle school, I've had maybe two friends. I've never had a girlfriend. I've never been invited to many parties. I've only drunk three times. I've never done drugs. I've never done anything.I've always moped about it and been very depressed about the entire deal, but I thought about it today. I've done nothing and I'm almost 18.To be honest, I'm terrified. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm 17 (18 on October 29th) and have just started my senior year in high school. Since middle school, I've had maybe two friends. I've never had a girlfriend. I've never been invited to many parties. I've only drunk three times. I've never done drugs. I've never done anything.
I've always moped about it and been very depressed about the entire deal, but I thought about it today. I've done nothing and I'm almost 18.
To be honest, I'm terrified.
Goddamn, Henry. I can't even begin to understand your mindset. I'm actually a senior this year also (18 two weeks ago), and I don't have a clue what you're on about. I've been asked out more times than I can count, but I always turn them down. I get invited to shit all the time, but I never go. And yet, I've never been depressed over it. I don't know; I suppose we're just completely different personalities. Life isn't a fucking competition. Don't make it out to be; it won't be one you can win.
Goddamn, Henry. I can't even begin to understand your mindset. I'm actually a senior this year also (18 two weeks ago), and I don't have a clue what you're on about. I've been asked out more times than I can count, but I always turn them down. I get invited to shit all the time, but I never go. And yet, I've never been depressed over it. I don't know; I suppose we're just completely different personalities.
Life isn't a fucking competition. Don't make it out to be; it won't be one you can win.
>>388115Wow, your life must be totally cool! I bet everyone wishes they were you!!!!!!!!!!11
>>388117I don't think I understand what you're getting at.
>>388117
I don't think I understand what you're getting at.
My life had been very boring and drab. My subscriptions to Penthouseand National Lampoon were about to expire so my life had no meaning. I hadbeen working mowing lawns, trying to get enough money to buy a hard drive...since my ex-girlfriend told me that hard things were nicer than floppy ones.My parents were in California to attend Reagan political rallies. My dadposted a note on the local college job board that he needed a baby-sitter towatch his 15-year-old son and sit by the pool and suntan. We got many phonecalls. My babysitter's name was known to me only as "38-24-36". Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
My life had been very boring and drab. My subscriptions to Penthouseand National Lampoon were about to expire so my life had no meaning. I hadbeen working mowing lawns, trying to get enough money to buy a hard drive...since my ex-girlfriend told me that hard things were nicer than floppy ones.My parents were in California to attend Reagan political rallies. My dadposted a note on the local college job board that he needed a baby-sitter towatch his 15-year-old son and sit by the pool and suntan. We got many phonecalls. My babysitter's name was known to me only as "38-24-36".
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cool story bro
Cool story bro.
Every woman on here needs to go up to a random man, and in the cutest, sweetest, most innocent way possible say 'i fucked my own ass'. Wait exactly 1second, smile sweetly, and walk away.
SHUT DA FUCK UP BOTH O YOU AND SUCK MY DICK NIGGA I'LL LAY A 10 GALLON LOAD IN YO THROAT FUNKY KONG NIGGA WHAT NIGGA WHAT
>>388094Youll soon be deported from up here to down there
YOU'LL SOON BE DEPORTED TO SOME BLACK DUDES DICK WHEN I SEND YOU TO JAIL NIGGA FUNKY KONG NIGGA WHAT NIGGA WHAT I KNEW /b/ WAS GOOD AT SUCKING COCK
Why is rape such a big deal for girls? Isn't it what their bodies are made for? Their vaginas have the least retention of any known mammal suggesting they're made for easy access even when not lubricated. And aren't women just begging to be taken advantage of anyway, isn't that their nature? Why do they naturally gravitate towards a dominant opposite sex with many preferring hyper masculine/borderline violent males.
>>387534 Sauce?
>>387534
Sauce?
>>387839Jenny, it's never a good idea to troll when the mods are watching. There is such a thing as being too good.
>>387839
Jenny, it's never a good idea to troll when the mods are watching. There is such a thing as being too good.
>>387802>>387839We have some ideal rape targets.
>>387802>>387839
We have some ideal rape targets.
wat?
Fart?
GODDAMN YOU KIRTANER AND YOUR TOILET HUMOR!
LOL RUEBEN SHITCOCK.
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WHAT A FANTASTIC THREAD!KEEP IT UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
WHAT A FANTASTIC THREAD!
KEEP IT UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
DICKS EVERYWHERE
>>388088lololollooks like we caught him red handd XD
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